Comic Transcripts

Man: I’m an atheist.
Woman: I’m a maltheist!
Man: I don’t believe that God exists.
Woman: I believe that God exists, and that he hates us.

Man: I believe in a natural explanation for everything that happens in the world.
Woman: I believe that everything bad is caused by a deity who wishes only to cause us pain, and everything good is either luck or our own doing.

Man: I believe that life is fundamentally cruel and unfair, and we’d better learn to live with it.
Woman: I believe that life is cruel and unfair on purpose, and so it’s our duty to fight and make things better for ourselves and for others.

Bishop: I believe that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And that evil in the world is attributable to the Devil.
Woman: Well in MY thing there’s no guarantee that the Devil loses at the end, so we better get to work.

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#804; A Cosmology of Malice transcribed by in

Man: I'm an atheist.
Woman: I'm a maltheist!
Man: I don't believe that God exists.
Woman: I believe that God exists, and that he hates us.

Man: I believe in a natural explanation for everything that happens in the world.
Woman: I believe that everything bad is caused by a deity who wishes only to cause us pain, and everything good is either luck or our own doing.

Man: I believe that life is fundamentally cruel and unfair, and we'd better learn to live with it.
Woman: I believe that life is cruel and unfair on purpose, and so it's our duty to fight and make things better for ourselves and for others.

Bishop: I believe that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And that evil in the world is attributable to the Devil.
Woman: Well in MY thing there's no guarantee that the Devil loses at the end, so we better get to work.

{{header: hide from WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Maltheists believe that the Bible is both literally true AND a mean-spirited prank.}}

Maltheists believe that the Bible is both literally true AND a mean-spirited prank.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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